To all employees at Grantham & Wells, Inc:
It has come to my attention that our Hartford branch consumes 5% more water than the company average. That said, we have attributed this egregious over usage to employees flushing toilets more often. Consequently, we will now be enacting a new policy to curb this recent issue of toiletry waste.
If it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow.
This policy will go into effect in all Hartford branch lavatories as of the start of the next fiscal year, 10/1/08.
If you have any questions, please contact HR at extension 1122.
Thanks to everyone for ensuring our continued growth.
Sincerely,
H. G. Pennypacker
CEO, Founder
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